Not Cutting the Mustard
As far as recent food-related Onion articles go, Continued Existence Of Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism totally wins (I have actually tasted one of these melon-filled bouquets, which was not sent to me, thankfully). I was also feeling Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts until I got half-way down the page…and palate abuse!
Over the next few weeks, Gibson broadened his palette with many new and "exciting" mustards, an experiment that soon led him down a path toward compulsive mustard connoisseurship.
Maybe the author was hopped up on Noyo Reserve’s Merlot 'n Chocolate Mustard while writing this piece. I want to be forgiving.
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