Most Wanted: Jose Tejas
“Can you help me locate a place to purchase the sunglasses that is on the piece of fruit in the drink picture on your website?”
While this plea, important enough to send directly through email, seems nonsensical and vague on the surface, I immediately knew what the searcher was looking for. Unfortunately, I have no clue where Cheeseburger in Paradise obtains the miniature eyewear for their “garnimals” (not to be confused with garanimals).
Which isn’t to say there’s not a bevy of shrunken sunglasses available online:
Collars4Shirts.com not only hawks sunglasses pins for zebra t-shirts, they showcase a photo of garnimals. Bingo. They are also a premier source for dickeys.
ImagineArt7 has John Lennon-style glasses.
Vintage plastic glasses for dolls.
Also, I’ve never seen a television ad for Cheeseburger in Paradise, but someone’s been auditioning for garnimal voice work.
From the search log:
2. jose tejas menu
Ok, that’s easy.
3. pictures jose tejas woodbridge
Also, a snap. And I just learned of the existence of The Unofficial Woodbridge, NJ Flickr Group. So, there’s an official one?
4. what does jose tejas mean in english
Probably whatever Carl’s Jr. means in Spanish.